Crucial point in my life... and I'm having a quarter-life crisis at the worst possible moment. My timing, as always, is impeccable.
Why do I do this to myself? I should count how many sleepless nights I have. There just never seems to EVER be enough time in the day. Maybe I should just move to Jupiter. Granted its atmosphere hardly affords the beautiful blue sky Earth's got, but blue is overrated anyway. Besides, I've always had a fondness for the warmer hues of the color spectrum, as well as Texan-sized eye-ball-looking storm spots.
Jupiter. More daytime.
The downside, I would never be able to weigh myself on a scale for fear of realizing my density can only be rivaled by three elephants.
I should tell myself I do this so that one day I can Google-scholar myself and be proud I've got numerous entries.
http://cusj.columbia.edu/symposium/viewarticle.php?id=45&layout=abstract
*what what! Bone-a-fide scholar, yo.
:-D
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