open invitation to Bill Murray

Dear Bill Murray,

You say you want to visit the Philippines? Well this is my open invitation to you, sir. We can Steve Zissou from island to island. Pirates (even that filipino one that took your accountant hostage in the movie) shouldn't be a problem. Trust me, you will love it.

No glowing jellyfish in the middle of the night, but you will enjoy it. Should you ever decide to take me up on the offer (unlike Anthony Bourdain whose poor choice of Philippines-guide on his show clearly made him miss out on the best parts of the Filipino food culture), let me know. I shall be ready to go whenever.


Yours sincerely,
Me.